We’ve hit a new low: The shittiest social media marketing plan ever
A local news and media company is getting into the social media consulting business. You heard me right. They’re trying to augment sagging revenues from traditional advertising by leveraging their enormous customer base with this hot new add on: social media marketing! Step right up and getcha some!
I passionately believe in the need for a strong free press and am all for new revenue streams to keep our news organizations vital but I’m truly disheartened by the business approach of this important company. Their strategy is to blanket their market with a cookie-cutter social media product. They are COMMODITIZING marketing!
Before I go further I need to be clear that I’m not belly-aching from any competitive point of view. While I generate revenue from marketing consulting, 98 percent of my services are devoted to national or international clients, so I don’t play ball where these guys are operating.
Here are the “package” social media deals being offered to local businesses. They range from entry level …
- Set up Blog, LinkedIn, Facebook, Twitter
- Content development sessions
- 1 blog post/week
- Will get for you an average of 50 relevant, quality followers/month
- 5-8 custom tweets/business day
- 3 relevant retweets/business day
- Cross-pollination of channels
- Single-source customer service
- Monthly customized reports
… To deluxe, which includes all of the above plus
- MySpace, YouTube, Flickr
- 2-3 blog posts/week
- Avg 200 relevant, quality followers/month
- 12-15 custom tweets/business day
- 5 relevant retweets/business day
- Quarterly contests or promotions
- Trending topics/keyword tie-ins
- Full customer service integration
- Monthly customized reports
Where does a customer’s actual STRATEGY come in to play?
What about the end customer’s real needs and wants?
Is there any real understanding of this channel, of the social web’s reliance on engagement and relationships?
Do they really think they can be successful implementing a set of tools across every customer regardless of the competitive nature of the business?
I try to run a civil blog but I have to tell you that this just pisses me off. This is nothing but an opportunistic, money-grabbing, fear-mongering mockery.
Is this where the world is going? Yes. There is money to be made. This is where the world is going. Damn.
Isn’t this an outrage or are you consigned to the fact that over time everything sinks to the lowest common denominator?












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