Learning from Cosmo: My fresher, sexier blog
One thing about blogging —  Headlines matter! And this is what I’ve learned from standing at the grocery checkout line: Nobody does headlines better than Cosmopolitan magazine. So I’ve decided to tear a page from the Cosmo playbook and make my blog fresher and sexier. Here are the upcoming {grow} posts you can look forward to in 2010: […]
Goodbye, Kim Kardashian
This is a picture of Kim Kardashain with somebody who is not me. Kim Kardashian and I have finally broken up. It probably won’t make the tabloids. We’re keeping it quiet. But it’s OVER! If you don’t know Kim, she is a lovely, self-described “Armenian Princess,” self-help diva, and reality TV star. When I first […]
For a moment, Barbie was a hooker
A funny story about Barbie
Hamthrax??
The U.S. pork industry has balked at the “Swine Flu” name and nobody can remember the “official designation” of H1N1. So I checked out the Twitter community for some of the suggested new names. Here are some of the leading candidates: The Aporkalypse Porky’s Revenge Name for news coverage of the flu = Bacon bits […]