20 Hilarious and Cool Twitter bios

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I love cool Twitter bios. I guess I am the ultimate social media geek because when I look through my new followers, finding a funny Twitter bio is like a little ray of sunshine in my day. I’ve been collecting a list of the best ones for you. Here we go:

@DrunkSocialGuru
Digital marketing ninja. Social media wizard. I will maximize your ROI, minimize your CPL, and superglue your stickiness. For beer.

@4graetjustis
Don’t you just hate it when a sentence doesn’t end the way you octopus

@annakendrick47
Pale, awkward and very, very small. Form an orderly queue gents.

@hugomor
Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going

@browns000
Total computer geek. Married to a computer geek. Raising two future computer geeks.

@IceSif
There’s a Viking living in Manhattan and she’s wearing my pants.

@canaryorker
I spend every staff-meeting wondering how they got the table through the door. My boss thinking how to fire me without compensation. We are equally productive.

@HopeFrick
Acts like summer & walks like rain

@coffeeandufos
My blood is made of coffee.

@snotforprofit
The only person on Twitter who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.

@liamhoulihan
These are my opinions. Not necessarily shared by reasonable-minded people nor my benevolent corporate overlords

@madafaca_cm
There are two kinds of people in this world… And I don´t like them

@staasia
God gave me a lot of hair, but not a lot of height

@KerekesAndy
The fine line between social networking and wasting your time.

@Direct_Quotesx
Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours

@_Davidedwards_
I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice

@KainerWeissmann
A magic mushroom in the cow dung of the 21th century.

@erineskens
one girl’s mission to find the line between not enough coffee and too much coffee.

@admhggns
I was planning to be the first black president. Well… Barack ruined that.

@nikastweets
Mainly tweeting about dairy consumption. In other words folks … milk it for all it’s worth.

If you loved these bios, you would probably also enjoy the previous editions of this series:

20 of the world’s most entertaining bios

20 of the all-time funniest Twitter bios (part 2!)

20 of the all-time best Twitter bios

20 of the world’s most clever Twitter bios

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